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🇳🇿 The Most Viral Underdog in Football

NO
PAYNE
NO GAIN

New Zealand's World Cup Meme Coin

4,715 followers → 3M in 3 days  ·  World Cup 2026  ·  Group G

Buy $NPNG The Legend
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0
World Cup Wins
3M
Followers in 3 Days
50
NZ Caps · Tim Payne
∞
Upside
// The Legend

THE LEAST
KNOWN PLAYER
IN THE WORLD.

On May 28, 2026, Argentine creator Valen Scarsini — El Scarso — posted a video asking: who is the least-known player at the World Cup? He found Tim Payne. A New Zealand defender with 4,715 Instagram followers.

He told his millions of followers to "feed the legend." To flood his posts. To make videos. To carry him to glory.

The internet listened. Payne went from 4,715 to 3 million followers in three days. Bizarrap commented. Duolingo reposted. KFC and McDonald's showed up. The whole world discovered the All Whites' most unassuming hero.

Payne's response? A thank-you video in Spanish: "Please excuse my Spanish, I'm still practising on Duolingo."

New Zealand has never won a World Cup match. Not in 1982. Not in 2010. Now, for the first time, the world is watching. Be early.

// Tim Payne · Fast Facts
Position Right Back / Defender
Club Wellington Phoenix
Caps 50 (All Whites)
Instagram Before 4,715
Instagram After 3,000,000+
NZ World Cup Wins 0 (infinite upside)
Slogan No Payne, No Gain
May 28, 2026
El Scarso posts the video. "He really is the least known. He doesn't even have 5,000 followers." The internet mobilises.
48 Hours Later
Payne hits 1.5 million followers and rising at ~1,000/minute at peak. "No Payne, No Gain" goes viral.
72 Hours Later
Bizarrap, Duolingo, KFC, McDonald's all engage. Payne DMs El Scarso: "Gracias, hermano."
Now
The World Cup hasn't even kicked off. Every goal is a green candle. The first win is the moonshot.
// Tokenomics

SIMPLE.
TRANSPARENT.
FAIR.

1B
Total Supply
Fixed supply. No minting. Like NZ's World Cup wins — the number doesn't change. But that's where the similarity ends.
0%
Buy / Sell Tax
Zero tax. No team wallets skimming your trades. Pure community token. DYOR and trade freely.
🔒
Liquidity Locked
Liquidity locked. Contract renounced. We're here for the meme, not the rug. No Payne, no rug.
// Roadmap

THE PATH
TO VALHALLA

01
NOW · Phase 1
4,715 Followers
  • Token launch on Solana
  • Community bootstrap
  • Meme machine activated
  • Website live
  • Telegram + X established
02
Phase 2
3M Followers
  • CoinGecko listing
  • CMC listing
  • 5,000+ holders
  • Meme gallery drops
  • Opener: NZL vs IRN
03
Phase 3
First Goal
  • Every goal = green candle
  • CEX listing push
  • 10,000+ holders
  • Tim Payne scores
  • Internet melts down
04
Phase 4
First Win
  • New Zealand wins
  • Chart goes parabolic
  • Major CEX listings
  • Duolingo partnership lol
  • Valhalla. Gracias hermano.
// How to Buy

GET $NPNG
IN 4 STEPS

01
Get a Wallet
Download Phantom or Solflare from the App Store or Chrome. Create your wallet and store your seed phrase safely.
02
Get Some SOL
Buy SOL on Coinbase, Binance, or Kraken. Send it to your wallet address. You need SOL to pay gas and swap.
03
Go to Jupiter
Visit jup.ag and connect your wallet. Paste the $NPNG contract address. Set slippage to 1–3%.
04
Swap & Hold
Swap SOL for $NPNG. Confirm in your wallet. Welcome to the Payniacs. Now wait for the win. Gracias, hermano.
// Group G · World Cup 2026

EVERY MATCH
IS A CATALYST

JUNE 15, 2026 · GROUP STAGE
🇳🇿 NZL vs IRN 🇮🇷
SoFi Stadium · Inglewood, CA
Opener · Be Ready
JUNE 22, 2026 · GROUP STAGE
🇳🇿 NZL vs EGY 🇪🇬
BC Place · Vancouver, Canada
Midpoint · Hold Strong
JUNE 26, 2026 · GROUP STAGE
🇳🇿 NZL vs BEL 🇧🇪
Lumen Field · Seattle, WA
The Decider · Moonshot
// Join the Payniacs

JOIN THE
MOVEMENT

From 4,715 to 3 million. From zero World Cup wins to the internet's favourite underdog. The All Whites have never needed the world behind them more. Be part of it.